Nurse Jackie "Apple Bong" Quotes
Zoey: I think I'm pregnant.
• Rating: Unrated
Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Thor: I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.
• Rating: Unrated
O'Hara: I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Jackie [on Grace]: She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.
• Rating: Unrated
Coop: I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?
• Rating: Unrated
Zoey: I never would have pegged you for someone to give me s**t for getting the job done.
• Rating: Unrated
Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.
• Rating: Unrated
Jackie: My house? My kids? Are you out of your f**king mind?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10
