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I think I'm pregnant.


Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!

I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.


I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.


Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.

She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.

Jackie [on Grace]

I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?


I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.


Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.

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