Nurse Jackie
Quotes

Season 1, Episode 12: "Health Care And Cinema"

Eddie: I'm seeing someone, but she's married... with two kids.
Kevin: Sounds like a rough road.
Eddie: You have no idea.
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Eddie [to Jackie]: I met Kevin. Nice bar you two have.
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Jackie [to Fitch]: You're a moron.
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Zoey: Honesty is the best policy.
Jackie: No, it's not.
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Season 1, Episode 11: "Pill-O-Matix"

Zoey [to a film critic]: So, why do you feel as though Hollywood has such disdain for cats?
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Season 1, Episode 10: "Ring Finger"

Jackie: You're not a bad guy.
Fitch: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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Zoey: What's larger: morbidly obese or super obese?
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Zoey: You and Eddie are really cute together.
Jackie: I am not afraid to kill you in front of a priest.
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Mo-mo: What's up with O'Hara?
Jackie: Who knows.
Mo-mo: Usually she says hello.
Jackie: No, she only says hello when she's bored. Or when she's wearing something new and she wants someone to notice.
Mo-mo: God, you're right. Those Chanel pumps are hot though.
Jackie: I know she has taste. Doesn't mean she has manners.
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Season 1, Episode 9: "Nose Bleed"

O'Hara: I think of you like a sister.
Jackie: Think again.
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