Nurse Jackie

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Season 4 Episode 10: "Handle Your Scandal"

Jackie: I made it...oh my...I fu-king made it!
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Cruz: Don't say his name, it's not yours to say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.
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Zoey: You want it? You gotta work for it.
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Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!
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Jackie: Sorry Sister, you're fired.
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Jackie: Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.
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Jackie: Take a look around Mike, I'm still in charge.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.
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Thor: Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.
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Zoey: You're in my world now and in my world, there's prizes.
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Season 4 Episode 9: "Are Those Feathers?"

Jackie: Gloria what do you say we show them how we used to do this?
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Thor: It's like i'm hosting the worst cocktail party ever. Juice anyone?
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O'Hara: Oh my god it looks like Narnia.
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Coop: Keep calm and carry on.
Jackie: Wow! Yes, exactly.
Coop: Saw it on a poster.
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Cruz: Nothing crazy today, I got Quantum Bay board members in town for a meeting.
Sam: You're gonna bring them here?
Cruz: Why don't you pretend like I am and I'll pretend like I know your name.
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Jackie: Come have some waffles with my sad friends.
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Zoey: So I can totally text you highlights from the trenches every day. Sometimes even pictures.
Gloria: Does my phone get pictures?
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Gloria: It's not like it used to be. Everything I loved about being a nurse is gone.
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Season 4 Episode 8: "Chaud & Froid"

Jackie: Nobody wins here Kevin. You think we can stop this now?
Kevin: You know what babe? Even when you're telling the truth it sounds like a lie.
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