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Nurse-jackie

I made it...oh my...I fu-king made it!

Don't say his name, it's not yours to say.

Cruz

Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.

You want it? You gotta work for it.

Zoey

Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!

Sorry Sister, you're fired.

Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.

Take a look around Mike, I'm still in charge.

Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.

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