Nurse Jackie Season 2 Episode 3: "Candyland" Quotes
I like to hide my humanity. Or at least keep it to a minimum.Akalitus
Jump on the social networking trend. You won't regret it.Fitch
Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?
Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.
Zoey: That's the third time you said that today.
Thor: Like your material is so fresh.
By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated. I'll let you know if we find them.Jackie
Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.
If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.O'Hara
Fitch: No worries, man, I sent out a Tweet saying you were totally alive!
Eddie: Please, don't do that.
Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?
There are good lies and there are bad lies. It's a little complicated.Jackie
Kevin: Most rich people live in houses, not hotels.
Jackie: That doesn't make her crazy.