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Coop: The whole good looking thing? More of a curse than a blessing.
Akalitus: I can't even imagine.

There's lots of reasons to have kids. Just as many not to.


Hobnobbing is my gift. That, and really tiny stitches.


O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.

You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.


Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.

Not that I wish diabetes on any of you. But look at the shit I need to eat.


You shouldn't be sleeping on the couch.

Grace [to Jackie]

Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.

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