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Nurse-jackie

Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.

Painkillers kill the pain, you did not get this sick by yourself.

Laura

You're good at your job, you suck at life.

Laura

Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place.
Jackie: I come from Queens.

Quantum Bay? More like Quantanamo Bay.

Thor

Helipad? Hella yes!

Coop
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