Nurse Jackie

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Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.

Painkillers kill the pain, you did not get this sick by yourself.


You're good at your job, you suck at life.


Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place.
Jackie: I come from Queens.

Quantum Bay? More like Quantanamo Bay.


Helipad? Hella yes!

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