Nurse Jackie

Nurse Jackie "Handle Your Scandal" Quotes

Jackie: I made it...oh my...I fu-king made it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cruz: Don't say his name, it's not yours to say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: You want it? You gotta work for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Sorry Sister, you're fired.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.
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Jackie: Take a look around Mike, I'm still in charge.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Thor: Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.
 • Rating: Unrated

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