Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.

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• Added: May 10, 2010

What can I say? I like being your girl.

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• Added: May 10, 2010

For whatever it's worth, it is possible to love more than one person at a time. I love Kevin and I love Eddie. I might love Eddie.

Jackie

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• Added: May 10, 2010

Can I not be gay right now? Can I just be a guy whose spouse is dying?

John

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Coop: It might comfort you to know what I have two moms.
John: Comfort me why?
Coop: Because you're married... to a guy.

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Coop: You're right up her alley.
Eddie: Newsflash: I'm up a lot of girls' alleys.
Coop: Did that come out wrong?

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Coop: Surgery is gonna be a breeze.
Jackie: Do not make promises you cannot keep.

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• Added: May 10, 2010

Jackie: Shouldn't you be peeing in a cup somewhere?
Sam: Shouldn't you?

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• Added: May 10, 2010

I'm assessing your performances. And I'm not doing it in private.

Akalitus

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• Added: May 10, 2010