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There can be no secrets in this house.


Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.

O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!

Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
O'Hara: Breakfast of champions.

How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?


It's no fun to talk about money when you don't have it.


If I believed in crying at work, I'd be tearing up. I'm thrilled!


I'm like a shark, man. If I'm not moving, I'm dying.

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