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Nurse-jackie

You're a fucking bartender! You have no idea what it feels like to be me.

Jackie

Stop checking things off your list. I'm not something that gets done.

Kevin

I need some time to figure out if you're the love of my life or a pathological liar.

Jackie

Do you have time to listen to me talk about boys and not judge?

Thor

If I can't find 19-gauge needles when we need them, we are screwed!

Zoey

It's like I can't see gayness or something. It's so annoying.

Zoey

Akalitus: You know, Dr. O'Hara is from Britain.
O'Hara: Yes, I'm from the whole of Britain.

Thor: Are you praying?
Zoey: No. Why?
Thor: Because your lips are moving and you're holding a cross.

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