Fitch: No worries, man, I sent out a Tweet saying you were totally alive!
Eddie: Please, don't do that.

Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?

There are good lies and there are bad lies. It's a little complicated.

Kevin: Most rich people live in houses, not hotels.
Jackie: That doesn't make her crazy.

Fitch: I know this guy. He told me I was super handsome, like Clark Gable.
God: I retract!

Fitch [Tweeting]: If I said "cys fib," would people know that's Cystic Fibrosis?
Jackie: If I said FU, would you know that's "eat shit?"

Jackie: How can you read this crap?
Thor: Please, don't amplify my shame.

O'Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?
Jackie: That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right.

God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?

Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.

Nurse Jackie Season 2 Quotes

God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?

Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.