Well right now I have better things to do than to gossip about boys.

Regina

Hook: Perhaps I could talk to him.
Emma: About what, leather conditioner and eye liner?

Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

You think you can take down the Wicked Witch with sticks.

Regina

Robin: I thought you were the Wicked Witch.
Regina: And I thought you were a flying monkey.

That son of his. Dumber than a box of hair.

Zelena

I love him. All of him. Even the parts that belong to the darkness.

Belle

She invaded my space. When I return the favor I'm not pulling any punches.

Regina

No one gets between Leroy and his bacon.

Granny

If it can be broken, that means it still works.

Hook

I think one day you'll have more family than you'll know what to do with.

Regina

Curse or no curse, girl's got to work.

Zelena

Once Upon a Time Quotes

It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

The Author

I've yet to see you fail and when you do succeed, well that's when the fun begins.

Hook