One Tree Hill Season 4 Episode 17: "It Gets the Worst at Night" Quotes
Lucas Scott, will you go to prom with me?
Peyton
Haley: Tell me a secret.
Nathan: Risky, okay. For the past few months I've been pretty freaked out about being a dad, but lately I... I know it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be great actually.
Haley: You are so sexy when you talk like that.
I live with my friend Rachel, she is so funny and she had all this plastic surgery and she just got suspended and now... she is kind of... missing.
Brooke
Chris Keller: You're looking a little plump, Hales. What the hell, I've had bigger trunk in my bunk.
Haley: I'm pregnant, you idiot!
Chris: Oh. Dude! Totally not mine!
Chris Keller: Let's see here: (looks at Brooke) slept with you, (looks at Haley) kissed you, (looks at Peyton) got slapped by you. Just like any other night on Chris Keller's tour bus.
Peyton: And Lucas admit it, you wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich too, didn't you?
Lucas: Fine! I wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich okay? But that still doesn't change the fact that we haven't a single car pass by since we stopped.
Brooke: Eh... um...
Lucas: Until now.
Nathan: It's a bus.
Brooke: It's a tour bus.
Peyton: Oh please be the Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye.
Lucas: I don't know, it's all electronic I can't figure it out.
Brooke: Sorry.
Lucas: But I do know, we should've stuck to the interstate and not taken the back road just so Haley could see this sandwich shaped like Elvis.
Haley: Hey!
Mouth: Hiya guys, I'm Mouth.
Jail Guys: Mouth, eh?
Mouth: I mean, Marvin. Look, I really don't want any trouble. I mean... I like girls.
Haley: Why won't we just try to let go of all the pain on this trip and really focus on the good things in our lives. Okay, who's with me?
Peyton: Hooray for that.
Brooke: Definitely.
Haley: Okay Luke? Lucas... Lucas?
Lucas: Yeah... sure.
Haley: Okay Brooke, freshman year... Lance Bass? Really?
Brooke: He was cute, okay?
Haley: Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.
Skills: I brought red vines, you can't have a road trip without red vines.
Lucas: I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?
Nathan: I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?
Brooke: I brought my hot body and Rachel's Denali. She might have left but at least we got her car.
Haley: You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.
Nathan: My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?
Peyton: Road mix.
Peyton: (reading text message) Honey Grove, Texas. Need ass.
Brooke: I don't get it; he left with Rachel, why would he need ass?
Lucas, Nathan and Skills: ASSISTANCE!