One Tree Hill Season 4 Episode 17: "It Gets the Worst at Night" Quotes
Lucas Scott, will you go to prom with me?Peyton
Haley: Tell me a secret.
Nathan: Risky, okay. For the past few months I've been pretty freaked out about being a dad, but lately I... I know it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be great actually.
Haley: You are so sexy when you talk like that.
I live with my friend Rachel, she is so funny and she had all this plastic surgery and she just got suspended and now... she is kind of... missing.Brooke
Chris Keller: You're looking a little plump, Hales. What the hell, I've had bigger trunk in my bunk.
Haley: I'm pregnant, you idiot!
Chris: Oh. Dude! Totally not mine!
Chris Keller: Let's see here: (looks at Brooke) slept with you, (looks at Haley) kissed you, (looks at Peyton) got slapped by you. Just like any other night on Chris Keller's tour bus.
Peyton: And Lucas admit it, you wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich too, didn't you?
Lucas: Fine! I wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich okay? But that still doesn't change the fact that we haven't a single car pass by since we stopped.
Brooke: Eh... um...
Lucas: Until now.
Nathan: It's a bus.
Brooke: It's a tour bus.
Peyton: Oh please be the Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye.
Lucas: I don't know, it's all electronic I can't figure it out.
Lucas: But I do know, we should've stuck to the interstate and not taken the back road just so Haley could see this sandwich shaped like Elvis.
Mouth: Hiya guys, I'm Mouth.
Jail Guys: Mouth, eh?
Mouth: I mean, Marvin. Look, I really don't want any trouble. I mean... I like girls.
Haley: Why won't we just try to let go of all the pain on this trip and really focus on the good things in our lives. Okay, who's with me?
Peyton: Hooray for that.
Haley: Okay Luke? Lucas... Lucas?
Lucas: Yeah... sure.
Haley: Okay Brooke, freshman year... Lance Bass? Really?
Brooke: He was cute, okay?
Haley: Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.
Skills: I brought red vines, you can't have a road trip without red vines.
Lucas: I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?
Nathan: I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?
Brooke: I brought my hot body and Rachel's Denali. She might have left but at least we got her car.
Haley: You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.
Nathan: My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?
Peyton: Road mix.
Peyton: (reading text message) Honey Grove, Texas. Need ass.
Brooke: I don't get it; he left with Rachel, why would he need ass?
Lucas, Nathan and Skills: ASSISTANCE!