Nathan: Where are you going?
Haley: Well you know I said tonight was educational. Well, Honey, you're gonna love the homework.

Nathan: How was your shower?
Hayley: It was educational.
Nathan: Oh really, what'd you learn?
Haley: Nothing I don't already know... you're the one that I want.
Nathan: Yeah, me too.

A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to.


Hayley: Alright. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone... police, fire, pimps.
Nathan: Thanks for worrying about us.
Haley: I'm not worried about you. Have your fun, just remember, you're married now.

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