Nathan: You know, my wish was more along the lines of Tivo, surround sound.
Haley: Well a car will get you off the bus before Keith fires you for being late. [kiss] And make sure the trunk's big enough to fit a body. Just in case.

Nathan: Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?
Haley: Ehhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back... by the way I found a new car on the Internet... looks great.
Nathan: Define great?
Haley: Five hundred bucks great... which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.

Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.

One Tree Hill Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.

Nathan: Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?
Haley: Ehhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back... by the way I found a new car on the Internet... looks great.
Nathan: Define great?
Haley: Five hundred bucks great... which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.