You fertile bastard.

Nathan

In case you have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.

Mouth

You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. An odd duck.

Clay

Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the gold in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.

We're pregnant!

Brooke

We only need one madison. Don't mess it up.

Chuck

Ian: I couldn't stay. I just couldn't.
Julian: Well now maybe you can stay and think about it. Enjoy the walk.

You know what's good about boats? They float. Cars not so much.

Julian

And I saw pictures of you on the internet...naughty, naughty.

Chuck (to Alex)

Wow Jamie, you bat like my mom.

Chuck

I'm gonna miss you Brooke Davis like you can't understand.

Haley

I have come to offer you a trade. Last reminisce of Karen's cafe for Lydia...straight up.

Brooke

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.