Nathan: You my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.

Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.

Random Guy: Are you the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
Random Guy: That was awesome by the way. Can I have your autograph?

Haley: Ooh, you wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Haley: Nahh.

You can show your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know you wear glasses.

Chase

Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented by you.

I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like you wouldn't believe.

Millie

You tried to stuff me into a stingray. You were so not ready.

Haley

You cried wolf, wolf crier.

Quinn

Haley: That was because Jamie said he had a great day and his dad was a big part of that.
Nathan: Well how was his moms day?
Haley: It was good, it was great actually, and I think Lydia really enjoyed it too.

You can't have an open bottle on the mound in the pros. You gotta pour it in a cup.

Nathan

Here's to my best friend, Brooke Davis. There is no one else to whom I would trust my child more.

Haley

One Tree Hill Season 8 Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.