Orphan Black

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Dear child, I know how frightening this must be for you. But you'll get used to it. You may even grow to like it here. Just as I did.

Rachel

Gracie: You don't get it, do you? My father is the father. I'm carrying your babies.
Helena: My babies in your cervix.
Gracie: For your genes, Helena. Haven't you been listening to anything my father says?
Helena: Not really.

Donnie: I'm Donnie Hendricks and you've been harassing my wife.
Angie: Hey, this is police business.
Donnie: My ass it is! Beth Childs' police business? How about Art Bell? Suspended for doing far less than this. All these women and you just can't put it together, can ya?
Vic: I'm confused, too.
Angie: Shh!
Donnie: You don't want to know what we know and if you come near my home or my family again, I will bury you! Smile. Have a shitty day!

Vic: I don't even think it's official, Alison, she thinks there's five of you!
Donnie: There's 11 esé.

There was a woman in convent like you. You touch her again and I will gut you like a fish.

Helena

Not the tools, the whole thing! I'm not as perfectly comfortable with manslaughter as you.

Donnie

Please. Things are different now. I've been lied to as well.

Rachel

Donnie: I think those are his brains. They're congealed.
Alison: Oh. OK. Pitter patter Donnie. Come on. Let's get to it.

Later sister kisser.

Tony

Felix: Tell me something. Why is it that I'm not worried about you at all?
Tony: Because this is how I roll. You can't fence this shit in.

Rachel: Of all of us, how is it the un-monitored tramp was successful?
Ethan: In her fertility? Rachel, she's a failure, not a success. You were all barren by design.
Rachel: I suppose you couldn't have created a reproducing prototype, could you? That would be irresponsible, which is unforgivable.

Tony: I've got sisters.
Felix: That you do, Tony. That ya do.
Tony: Ya know, I think I'd get along with dreadlocks over there, but the one with the soccer ball looks like a douche.
Felix: She's a functional alcoholic, but she's not that bad. Lucky for you, we need to keep you away from all this. For now.

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Orphan Black Quotes

Alison: Felix, are you high?
Felix: I didn't know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I?

C'mon. Get your shit together you silly tit!

Sarah
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