Very pretty dirty sexy Rachel like my mother.

Helena

You make me cry sestra.

Helena

Felix: Arthur, you beast. I'm not even taking any new clients.
Art: Oh yeah?
Felix: Yeah.
Art: Then how about you take your hand off of my ass?

Helena: White Russian?
Jesse: Pork rind?

Is that coffee? Jesus. You're the best date I've had in years.

Felix

OK. I'm a bottle hider. But why do I have to admit that to a bunch of drunk losers?

Allison

Sarah: I can't do this without you.
Cosima: Obviously. I'm the geek monkey.

So just find me an Andrew Peckham, somewhere within old man driving range.

Sarah

Hey, you can trust me. The stuff that I've done? No judgment.

Vic

I could have saved her, but I didn't. She clawed at the counter top, begging for her life. I stood there until it was over. Ahhh. It feels so good to say that out loud!

Allison

Vic: What's going on?
Felix: You are supposed to come to rehab to heal and to grow! You're not supposed to come to rehab to get even sleazier.

C'mon. Get your shit together you silly tit!

Sarah