Ramon: A toke, Mrs. Hendrix?
Alison: Eff it.

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Alison: Why do I have this face? I could've been born with many faces. I could've been a cop or I could've been a scientist. But I wound up microwaving mini-pizzas and chauffeuring kids to circus camp. Why this life?
Donnie: Because we're happy?

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Talk to the bouncing hand, Donnie!

Alison

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Alison: Why do I love my sisters so much when they've ruined my life?
Donnie: Your life isn't ruined! It's just waiting for you to come back and sparkle it up.

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My hand is purple, and it makes the air all fuzzy.

Alison

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