Popular Parenthood Quotes
It's a "me" day.Hank
Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.Max
Adam: Hey Cros, let's check in on The Luncheonette.
Crosby: Oh yeah, that will be uplifting.
Zeek: So you're saying you want to sell our house.
Camille: I think we should talk about it.
Just because you're home doesn't mean you can steal my seat.Max
(to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?Gordon
To keep my kid at home. Not the kid who pissed in his canteen. You're gonna punish my kid? This is asinine.Kristina
Hey. You asked me if I'm happy. I'm happy. There's nowhere else I'd rather be.Sarah
Do not let her scare you; her bark is worse than her bite!Amber
I am both excited and terrified! I'm gonna grab another beer.Adam
It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.Sarah
It's also spore free in there so feel free to take deep, deep breaths.Crosby