Popular Parenthood Quotes
Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?Crosby
Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
Max: I hate the other kids.
Amber: I understand. I had some pretty rough times in middle school myself.
Max: Not this rough.
Oh man. He’s fast. Son of a bitch. He’s fast.Hank
Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.Sarah
Sarah: With your permission, I would like to help give you the day that you pictured, that honors how you feel about Ryan and how I feel about you. So, we're going to look at these magazines...
Amber: Oh God, Mom...
Sarah:...For a long, long time. And we're gonna look at all the dresses. And, we, my friend, are gonna have an appletini.
Amber: Thank you so much.
Sarah: Let's plan your wedding.
Lunch is not over and I am not done expressing my love for Dylan!Crosby
Joel: Awesome, awesome.Thank you, so much. Yeah, baby, my boys can swim. Woo!
Sydney. Swim? Daddy, are we getting fish?
Joel: No, daddy just did really well on a test.
You have to let me be scared.Kristina
Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.
I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?Sarah
Zeek: We're early?
Zeek: I had my eyes closed, I feel like I've gone through time.
Crosby: [laughs] You're a day early.