Popular Parenthood Quotes
You killed her!Joel
Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.
Zeek: Boy, we did good, didn't we, Camille?
Camille: We sure did.
Drew, you're so sweet. But sweet just starts to get boring.Natalie
Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.Zeek
Do you want something to drink, whiskey or beer?Crosby
Kristina: You don't really love it?
Amber: It's a little bit absurd, right? It's not just me? It's bigger than any of my family
member's wedding rings.
What did you do, perv? Did you do something wrong?Amber
Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
Is that a baguette in your lap or are you just happy to see me?Sarah
Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.Sarah