Popular Parenthood Quotes
It's a "me" day.Hank
Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
Hey, do you think nailing Haddie's window shut is going too far?Adam
Camille: You really missed me, huh?
Zeek: You're tellin' me.
Camille: I missed you, too.
See, while you were gone I realized that, um... this is hard... in our marriage, that you're the one that's made most of the compromises. You're the one that's made most of the sacrificing. You've been here for the family all the time and if selling this house is important to you, and I know it is, then I'm willing to do that for you -- for us -- because being in this house without you is... is not going to work.Zeek
Love man. It sucks.Hank
Just go to sleep already. You're bladder is like the size of a walnut.Max
Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!
Were we even in the same conversation? You want to know what I heard? I heard a teacher telling us that we had a good kid. Can you take your finger off the nuclear launch button now?Joel
Crosby: You know, there's wheat in beer.
Jasmine: Yeah, so?
Crosby: So when he's at his first keg party he'll gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sippin' on chardonnay in the corner. That's on you.
I'm wearing a bulldog necklace Crosby! Will you just go to house and get me some clothes!?Adam
What I did not know was that I was runner up when it came to godfather.Adam