Popular Parenthood Quotes
Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.
You know what? You're right. Tomorrow's ruined, we might as well ruin today, too. Let's make it a whole crap shoot for the whole weekend.Crosby
It's not fair of you to hold a grudge against me for some crap your husband did years ago. I'm here for my son and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with that.Crosby
When I pick the kids up tomorrow, should I use the key or would it be better for you if I knocked?Joel
Let's just play ping pong, so I can lose myself in sport.Crosby
I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.Crosby
Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...
I'm gonna handle it. She can't handle it. She never could! My God. A disease?!Zeek
Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.Crosby
It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.Sarah
Do it honey. This is your chance to go negative.Adam
I feel like I gave up too easily and I should have fought for you.Mark