Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.

Kristina

Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?

Sarah

I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?

Zeek

Kristina: Are you sure it's just about the ring?
Amber: Yeah.
Kristina: Oh. OK.
Amber: Everything's fine, I just. Yeah.

Joel: When have you not thought clearly?
Julia: Two years ago. I was not thinking clearly. I was pretty much unraveling. You left.
Joel: K. That's not going to happen again.
Julia: Good. But... I can't tell you that it won't happen again, that I'll be... I don't know, I know that I was hard to live with. I realize that it was rough.
Joel: Honey, I'll tell you this as many times as you need me to. I will never leave you again. I will never leave you.

She's a very lucky girl.

Doctor

The prom is a parent and school sanctioned club med for teenagers!

Adam

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.

Sarah

Lunch is not over and I am not done expressing my love for Dylan!

Crosby

Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.

Adam

Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.

Parenthood Quotes

It's a "me" day.

Hank

You're still my favorite son.

Sarah

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes