Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?

Crosby

Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.

Max: I hate the other kids.
Amber: I understand. I had some pretty rough times in middle school myself.
Max: Not this rough.

Oh man. He’s fast. Son of a bitch. He’s fast.

Hank

Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.

Sarah

Sarah: With your permission, I would like to help give you the day that you pictured, that honors how you feel about Ryan and how I feel about you. So, we're going to look at these magazines...
Amber: Oh God, Mom...
Sarah:...For a long, long time. And we're gonna look at all the dresses. And, we, my friend, are gonna have an appletini.
Amber: Thank you so much.
Sarah: Let's plan your wedding.

Lunch is not over and I am not done expressing my love for Dylan!

Crosby

Joel: Awesome, awesome.Thank you, so much. Yeah, baby, my boys can swim. Woo!
Sydney. Swim? Daddy, are we getting fish?
Joel: No, daddy just did really well on a test.

You have to let me be scared.

Kristina

Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.

I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?

Sarah

Zeek: We're early?
Crosby: Yeah.
Zeek: I had my eyes closed, I feel like I've gone through time.
Crosby: [laughs] You're a day early.

Parenthood Quotes

You have to let me be scared.

Kristina

Crosby: Drive safe Maureen.
Marlese: You know my name.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes