It's a "me" day.

Hank

Nurse: I'm sorry, it's family members only.
Julia: He's my husband.

Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.

Max

I don't know if your grandfather is going to be alright, but I know I'm a parent just like him and we don't hold on to any of that stuff.

Hank

Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.

It is crazy. It's no crazier than saying gluten causes tantrums.

Adam

Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.

You know I was so wrapped up in convincing you to move and just being heard that maybe I didn't listen to you enough.

Camille

I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.

Adam

Max: You know, if you eat anything before your surgery, you could throw up into your breathing tube and inhale it into your lungs.
Adam: Max, stop.
Max: If you ever do that, it's a hundred percent death rate.

OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!

Kristina

Ryan: My dad died when I was 11, and my mom remarried half a year later to a guy who was OK to her but thought corporal punishment was the best way to handle a wild kid who was pissed as hell about losing his dad.
Sarah: Oh Ryan, I am so sorry.
Ryan: No, no, no. I don't need pity. I'm just telling you the reason why I left town as quick and I did and never looked back. Never will.
Sarah: Ryan, you don't have to give me an explanation on any of that.
Ryan: Well, I want to give you the answers to questions you keep asking. So. Not everybody has a family like yours, and, ah, I know that I messed up. I know that I did some things that scared you the last time that I got back, and it should have, she's your daughter and I love her. I love her so much, and I'm working so hard to get better. I want to be worthy of your family. I want to be worthy of her. And, I know that you think we're rushing into this too fast, but I gotta tell ya, you grow up real fast on your own, you grow up fast in the military. I know what I want, and I want us to start our lives together.

Parenthood Quotes

It's a "me" day.

Hank

I wanna be all in.

Hank

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes