Popular Parenthood Quotes
It's a "me" day.Hank
Nurse: I'm sorry, it's family members only.
Julia: He's my husband.
Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.Max
I don't know if your grandfather is going to be alright, but I know I'm a parent just like him and we don't hold on to any of that stuff.Hank
Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.
It is crazy. It's no crazier than saying gluten causes tantrums.Adam
Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.
You know I was so wrapped up in convincing you to move and just being heard that maybe I didn't listen to you enough.Camille
I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.Adam
Max: You know, if you eat anything before your surgery, you could throw up into your breathing tube and inhale it into your lungs.
Adam: Max, stop.
Max: If you ever do that, it's a hundred percent death rate.
OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!Kristina
Ryan: My dad died when I was 11, and my mom remarried half a year later to a guy who was OK to her but thought corporal punishment was the best way to handle a wild kid who was pissed as hell about losing his dad.
Sarah: Oh Ryan, I am so sorry.
Ryan: No, no, no. I don't need pity. I'm just telling you the reason why I left town as quick and I did and never looked back. Never will.
Sarah: Ryan, you don't have to give me an explanation on any of that.
Ryan: Well, I want to give you the answers to questions you keep asking. So. Not everybody has a family like yours, and, ah, I know that I messed up. I know that I did some things that scared you the last time that I got back, and it should have, she's your daughter and I love her. I love her so much, and I'm working so hard to get better. I want to be worthy of your family. I want to be worthy of her. And, I know that you think we're rushing into this too fast, but I gotta tell ya, you grow up real fast on your own, you grow up fast in the military. I know what I want, and I want us to start our lives together.