Popular Parenthood Quotes
You're getting a baby from a coffee cart.Zeek
You're good at burning coffee.Crosby
I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?Zeek
Kristina: Are you sure it's just about the ring?
Kristina: Oh. OK.
Amber: Everything's fine, I just. Yeah.
Max: You're both fascists. It's unfair. I'm reporting you both to the House Un-American Activities Commission.
Adam: Yeah, well, you're going to have a hard time getting in touch with them because the House Un-American Activities Committee was disbanded for being un-American!
She's a very lucky girl.Doctor
Amber, I would say to you that life is short. You cannot know how impossibly fast it goes by, so just enjoy this baby. Cherish this time. Cherish every minute of it.Camille
Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.Zeek
If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.Drew
It sounds like she's hurt.Kristina
Hey Joel, can we tackle this light fixture next? It looks like a crack house. She won't like it.Crosby
You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.Zeek