Popular Parenthood Quotes
Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.Kristina
Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?Sarah
I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?Zeek
Kristina: Are you sure it's just about the ring?
Kristina: Oh. OK.
Amber: Everything's fine, I just. Yeah.
Joel: When have you not thought clearly?
Julia: Two years ago. I was not thinking clearly. I was pretty much unraveling. You left.
Joel: K. That's not going to happen again.
Julia: Good. But... I can't tell you that it won't happen again, that I'll be... I don't know, I know that I was hard to live with. I realize that it was rough.
Joel: Honey, I'll tell you this as many times as you need me to. I will never leave you again. I will never leave you.
She's a very lucky girl.Doctor
The prom is a parent and school sanctioned club med for teenagers!Adam
Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.
Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.Sarah
Lunch is not over and I am not done expressing my love for Dylan!Crosby
Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.Adam
Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.