Popular Parenthood Quotes
Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.
No phone. No Internet. No Amy.Sarah
I was selfish. I was just sick of sharing you with cancer, and everyone else. I just wanted you to myself for a while.Adam
Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?
Zeek: So you're saying you want to sell our house.
Camille: I think we should talk about it.
I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.Zeek
Drew, you're so sweet. But sweet just starts to get boring.Natalie
Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.Crosby
Max: Aunt Sarah! I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital. I have Asperger's.
Sarah: That's ok, Max. Thanks.
Max: I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die. And if she did, you would probably have had to go to a funeral and you would have been too sad to come here today and we wouldn't be here.
Wow! They're from Bob. I'm just kidding. They're from your mom.Kristina
Jabbar: I thought babies were supposed to be fun.
Crosby: Yeah, they're not.
Drew! I love you.Natalie