Drew! I love you.

Natalie

Education's my platform, not my son. OK? He's off limits, let's move on.

Kristina

Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.

No, I don't want to see a marriage counselor because the marriage is not the problem, the problem is you.

Joel

Kristina: What if they don't fall in love with me?
Heather: Honestly? Then we call it.

You are such a bitch!

Max

Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.

I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.

Kristina

Honey, I had my phone on silent because I was mad at you. It's my fault. I'm his mother.

Kristina

I feel like I gave up too easily and I should have fought for you.

Mark

He was two years old when The Breakfast Club came out.

Sarah

It's not an asset, it's a home. And it kills me to work away from it, but I hurt you and I own that. I get that. So I don't want the house. If I can't have you in it, I don't want it.

Joel

Parenthood Quotes

I need you to give my heart an erection, okay? Let's do this!

Director

Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.

Max

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes