Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.

You know what? You're right. Tomorrow's ruined, we might as well ruin today, too. Let's make it a whole crap shoot for the whole weekend.

Crosby

It's not fair of you to hold a grudge against me for some crap your husband did years ago. I'm here for my son and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with that.

Crosby

When I pick the kids up tomorrow, should I use the key or would it be better for you if I knocked?

Joel

Let's just play ping pong, so I can lose myself in sport.

Crosby

I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.

Crosby

Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...

I'm gonna handle it. She can't handle it. She never could! My God. A disease?!

Zeek

Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.

Crosby

It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.

Sarah

Do it honey. This is your chance to go negative.

Adam

I feel like I gave up too easily and I should have fought for you.

Mark

Parenthood Quotes

Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes