Parenthood "Mr. Honesty" Quotes
Crosby: Does he listen to adult contemporary?
Jasmine: Not all the time.
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Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?
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Joel: Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...
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Crosby: Well, Adam! You told her she was beautiful on the inside. Are you kidding me? What young girl isn't going to respond to that?
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Crosby: So, maybe we have your mom do it. She loves giving bad news. It's her specialty!
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Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
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Joel: Mmmmm. My wife picturing our birth father stripping. That's a little weird for me.
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Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.
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Total Quotes: 8
