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Honey listen, I know your mom's got boobs and that's very, very awesome. But I'm here for you too, and it's important to me that you know that. I'm always gonna be here for you, OK? You and me. Will you take this bottle? Please, please, please. Yeah! That's a girl! Good job honey.


We made a plan with his teacher that we were gonna to find him tutoring, we were gonna take a month and then we were gonna reevaluate. And that's what we're do. If you don't like it, talk to Ed. I'm goin' for a walk.


What's going to shred his self confidence is keeping him in a class where he cannot keep up. There are studies on this.


There's a roommate issue that needs to be resolved that doesn't concern you. I think you should leave. I apologize.


Sarah: The shoot was terrible. And, um, I was very nervous and Kristina was nervous and Max was the only one who seemed to know what he was doing, which made me even more nervous, and her campaign manager wanted her to be maternal and powerful and I don't know what that means.
Hank: Well, you shouldn't. I don't know what that means, either. It's stupid.

Dick Cheney failed out of Yale. Twice! Not quite sure where you put that on your pro/con list.


Were we even in the same conversation? You want to know what I heard? I heard a teacher telling us that we had a good kid. Can you take your finger off the nuclear launch button now?


Adam: Hi Honey. You look very beautiful.
Kristina: I look like I should be offering you peanuts and an in-flight magazine, don't you think?

Sarah: Hey, can I work here? The WiFi's out in my building.
Adam: Wow. You need to get a new Super.
Sarah: I knew you were gonna say that.

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