I feel like I gave up too easily and I should have fought for you.

Mark

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Joel: Okay, ya know what? That's my wife. Don't talk to her that way.
Victor: Whatever. She didn't even get arrested.

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Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?
Adam: What?
Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?
Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?

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• Added: January 08, 2013

Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.

Max

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• Added: January 08, 2013

My real mom got me Burger King every day.

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