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Parenthood

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I trust you and I believe in you. Can we please do this together?

Sarah

Mom! Mom, you won the debate. You're a statistical anomaly.

Max

Education's my platform, not my son. OK? He's off limits, let's move on.

Kristina

I'm not going to go drive this. What if somebody sees me?

Crosby

Julia: That's rude, though. Someone is ringing your doorbell, you answer the door.
Joel: You never answer the door.

Kristina: What if they don't fall in love with me?
Heather: Honestly? Then we call it.

You think that the two cars we're going to own are a VW Bug and a minivan? And what will I drive to work? You know I work with musicians at a recording studio and I'm going to show up in either a little tiny vagina or a humongous vagina?

Crosby

Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.

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Parenthood Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

You think that the two cars we're going to own are a VW Bug and a minivan? And what will I drive to work? You know I work with musicians at a recording studio and I'm going to show up in either a little tiny vagina or a humongous vagina?

Crosby

Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.

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