Ruby: I'll be in my room. Oh and by the way, the window doesn't even open. It's like a freaking prison.
Hank: Oh, it's not. We'll be in a prison tomorrow and you'll know the difference.

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• Added: September 25, 2014

Max: What are we doing?
Kristina: We're watching paint dry.
Max: I don't like metaphors.
Kristina: It's not a metaphor. We're literally watching paint dry.

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• Added: September 25, 2014

Zeek: Can we stop chatting.
Sarah: We're not chatting, dad, we're bonding.

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• Added: September 25, 2014

Amber: Now we're like old. We're like real life grownups, dude.
Haddie: Wow.
Amber: I'm gonna have a baby.

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• Added: September 25, 2014

Crosby: Dad, I would like to play craps if we're gonna stay, after a few hands, if you're in for a different game?
Zeek: That's my boy!

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• Added: September 25, 2014