Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.

I'm happy to meet ya. I'm not happy, because, well, I'm never gonna be happy and I've accepted that. But, I'm almost happy.


Honey, there's a file on my computer, that I made for the kids. I want to make sure the kids have it. Can you make sure of that?


What are they doing. Spit it out. That's an idiom. That means you have to tell me.


Crosby: Are you ready to get your Paul Bunyan on?
Jabar: Yeah! Wait. Who's Paul Bunyan?

I really love you, but I can't do this anymore.


Julia: He's going to have bad teeth, but he tried.
Joel: Well, maybe the sugar buzz helps him study.

Well, to be honest. We bribe 'em. If I were on Oprah, I'd be like, "it's the incentive system," but really it's just bribery.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm smoking pot. I was just dopin' it up and I'm really sorry.


Crosby: Drive safe Maureen.
Marlese: You know my name.

No, but take the wine. God knows you don't make enough to buy your own bottle!


I have never asked that of you because you know why? Because I respect you. I thought that you could work and still be a parent, and I wish you could just pay me that same courtesy.


Parenthood Season 4 Quotes

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.


And now, take your shirt off!