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Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.

Drew: Should I walk to school? Am I old enough yet?
Sarah: To walk to school by yourself? I don't know. Do you have a buddy to hold hands with?

Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!

I'm a little offended that you think I have pot in the house at all times.

Crosby

Just go to sleep already. You're bladder is like the size of a walnut.

Max

Have you committed a murder? Is there some sort of a cover up? What's going on?

Sarah

You know what? You're right. Tomorrow's ruined, we might as well ruin today, too. Let's make it a whole crap shoot for the whole weekend.

Crosby

I know I'm not your mom, and I'd never try to replace her. But I love you Krissy, and I'd do anything for you. Anything.

Camille

Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.

Zeek

Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!

Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.

Adam

Some people say that having Aspergers is a bad thing, but I'm glad I have it, because I think it's my greatest strength.

Max
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Parenthood Season 4 Quotes

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.

Jasmine

And now, take your shirt off!

Sarah
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