Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.

Drew: Should I walk to school? Am I old enough yet?
Sarah: To walk to school by yourself? I don't know. Do you have a buddy to hold hands with?

Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!

I'm a little offended that you think I have pot in the house at all times.


Just go to sleep already. You're bladder is like the size of a walnut.


Have you committed a murder? Is there some sort of a cover up? What's going on?


You know what? You're right. Tomorrow's ruined, we might as well ruin today, too. Let's make it a whole crap shoot for the whole weekend.


I know I'm not your mom, and I'd never try to replace her. But I love you Krissy, and I'd do anything for you. Anything.


Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.


Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!

Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.


Some people say that having Aspergers is a bad thing, but I'm glad I have it, because I think it's my greatest strength.


Parenthood Season 4 Quotes

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.


And now, take your shirt off!