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What's cholesterol?


Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.


Yo, my name is Brad. I like burgers and I am very high right now.


I don't like charity. Feels like I'm giving money away and getting nothing in return.

Dennis Feinstein

Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Ron: One.
Ann: That's it? One drink?
Ron: One shelf.
Ann: Do you exercise?
Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

For date of birth, you wrote 'spring time.'


Boring is my middle name.


Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!

Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!

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