Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18: "Animal Control" Quotes
Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.Chris
Yo, my name is Brad. I like burgers and I am very high right now.Brad
I don't like charity. Feels like I'm giving money away and getting nothing in return.Dennis Feinstein
Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Ann: That's it? One drink?
Ron: One shelf.
Ann: Do you exercise?
Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.
For date of birth, you wrote 'spring time.'Ann
Boring is my middle name.Leslie
Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!
Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!