Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 3: "Born & Raised" Quotes
Jerry: Mine just says "get well soon."
Leslie: Aren't you sick?
Leslie: ...something's off.
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Leslie: "The Time Travelers Optometrist" by Pawnee's own Penelope Foster. A heart-warming story about a caveman eye doctor who travels to present day Cincinnati and can see everything but love. Unreadable. Then Joan slaps her sticker on it: bestseller four years in a row.
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At the risk bragging one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit.Tom
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Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
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Leslie: I have to tell you this feels like Gotcha journalism.
Joan: In what way?
Leslie: That way [points to a picture] you put "Gotcha" on my face.
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Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?
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I am back where I came from!Leslie
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Is she gonna powder her vagina?Ben
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I'm from Eagleton.Leslie
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