Parks and Recreation

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All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.

Leslie

I've never been very good at letting things go. I can't tell you how many times a fun tug of a war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of always gets mad.

Leslie

Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.

April

When I eat it is the food that is scared.

Ron

I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.

April

Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

Ron

Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?

To the better place world, Fred.

April

Not now Ben, I would like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.

Leslie

I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.

April
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

Not now Ben, I would like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.

Leslie

I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.

April