Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Bowling for Votes" Quotes

Leslie: All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Leslie: I've never been very good at letting things go. I can't tell you how many times a fun tug of a war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of always gets mad.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

April: Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: When I eat it is the food that is scared.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

April: To the better place world, Fred.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Not now Ben, I would like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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