Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.

Ben

The world's my gymnasium Ron!

Chris

I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.

Ron

Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.

Leslie

As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.

Leslie

Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

Leslie

I think Ben's already filling the Leslie void.

Donna

I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.

April
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