Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.

Ben

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• Added: March 01, 2012

The world's my gymnasium Ron!

Chris

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• Added: March 01, 2012

I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.

Ron

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• Added: March 01, 2012

Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.

Leslie

• Permalink: Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.
• Added: March 01, 2012

As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.

Leslie

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• Added: March 01, 2012

Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

Leslie

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• Added: March 01, 2012

I think Ben's already filling the Leslie void.

Donna

• Permalink: I think Ben's already filling the Leslie void.
• Added: March 01, 2012

I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.

April

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• Added: March 01, 2012