Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal" Quotes (Page 2)

Leslie: Everyone's going to do Santa for two hours, so I would just advise everyone before you get in your costume to go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year.
Jerry: It was just farts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They'll hunt the kids for sport.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: My name is Ron. You don't need to know my last name. Whoever wants to talk, go ahead and we'll be out of here in a tight fifteen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: For the first time, our tree-lighting ceremony will be simulcast on internet radio.
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Ron: There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.
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Tom: There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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