Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope" Quotes

Ron: We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.
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Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.
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Leslie: I know for a fact the Parks Department doesn't read letters.
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Ann: Just put your damn candy out!
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Donna: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they do not make silver M&Ms so I spray painted them.
Ann: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
Andy: Yeah, duh!
Ann: Go throw up.
Andy: I didn't eat any.
Ann: Go throw up.
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Leslie: My God Diana, will you stop it with the letter writing campaign.
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Leslie: My pleasure. See you in hell!
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Leslie: Don't touch my pickles Ann!
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Leslie: You were very fair. In fact, I'm the one who needs to apologize. I got you involved in PCP, but I'm starting a new group now, LSD - Leslie's Sorry Division - and I just wanted to say I'm sorry Chris.
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Leslie: I don't know what else to say except let's go win an election.
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