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You can’t escape City Hall, fool!

Leslie

Tom put all my records into this rectangle!

Ron

Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.

Chris

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.

Leslie

Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?

Ben

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.

Chris
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