Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope" Quotes
Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Tom: Wow, how long has it been?
April: Three weeks.
Chris: I want to apologize to all the women and Jerry. If I could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, I would.
April: Wow, that is so sweet.
Chris: Thank you.
Chris: Ann Perkins you really know your testes!
Ann: ...thank you?
Oh my God, your inbox is literally filled with penises.Chris
Leslie: Do you need to get that?
Ann: No, it's just penises.
Waiter: Would you like any wine to start?
Leslie: Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you, I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.
I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.Ron