Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 6: "Kaboom" Quotes
Leslie: How do we cut through the red tape and how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?
Tom: We need to cut through the red tape and get the pit filled in.
Leslie: Yes, Tom. Good.
In my next life I'm going in a private industry. Maybe strip mining.
Leslie
Andy: I thought I'd give back to those less fortunate than myself.
Ann: You live in a pit.
The key to volunteering? A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in. The Red Cross has amazing cookies. I go there all the time. Meals on Wheels was a bonanza. Suicide Hotline? Surprisingly lame spread.
Andy
Ann: Man, this is tough.
Leslie: Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing. Fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts, the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd.
Ann: Mmm hmm.
You can look at a problem and you can either go, "Oh, this is a problem." Or you can kaboom! Blow it up and turn it into something great. You literally kaboom the problem.
Keef
Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. And we're all volunteering for KaBOOM!, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly. That's why I don't eat minute rice.
Leslie
Tom: So, what does the Man Pillow look like?
Leslie: Daniel Craig. It's for my lower back.
Credit Card Rep: $20 to Netflix.
Leslie: Yup.
Credit Card Rep: $20 to Blockbuster Online.
Tom: Both?
Leslie: I needed all 11 discs of Gossip Girl at the same time.
