Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian" Quotes

Tammy: Guess I'll be heading home.

Ron: Catching the number twelve bus to Satan's butthole?

Tammy: Actually I prefer the number 69 train to Humpsville Station.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Ron: An hour ago an entire fireball consumed my entire face and it was far preferable to spending another second with you.
Tammy: Tell that to your pants tent.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tammy: Does the carpet match the face?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: Ron, are you mad at me? Because without eyebrows I can't really tell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I think if you would know one thing about me it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jean-Ralphio: I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.

Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: Show me Pelosi again.

Leslie: Okay, lay down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Hello Leslie, how long have you been sleeping with Ben?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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