Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Live Ammo" Quotes

Jennifer: I swear the air in this town is killing my brain cells."
Leslie: The water isn't good for you either, you shouldn't drink the tap water.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: A lot of these dogs have rescued people from burning buildings. This one helped Ray Charles around.
Andy: What? This cat was in Boogie Nights?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: You and I will embark in a quick session of heart-rate meditation, focusing on conscious breathing and opening the heart shakra.
Ron: I'm not sure I'm interested in that. No, I am sure, I'm not interested in that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gilles: All due respect Miss Ludgate, do you even know what you're doing here?
April: All due respect Mr. Hamster Penis, but no, I don't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like 'bring all this crumbling to the ground.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I've gotten to know the city councilmen pretty well because of my campaign. If you hear them talking about that blonde pain in the ass, that's me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jennifer: I'm not saying she's a dog murder per se. I just think her actions raise some questions, like 'is Leslie Knope a dog murder?'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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