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Donna: Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person.
Ron: You take that back!
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I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.Donna
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Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.
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Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?Ben
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Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.Larry
We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.Leslie
Ben! We knocked it out of the park first time around. If we play this right, we could raise one third of the Supreme Court!Leslie
Slowing down is not really my jam.Leslie
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Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.Ron
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Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.Ron
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?April
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!April