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I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me out in the car. Don't worry I rolled down the window.

Donna

It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.

Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love.

Leslie

Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.

Ron

How am I supposed to find the love of Ann's life when it sounds like a funeral in here?

Leslie

Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie: God, I love you so much.

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