Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 17: "Partridge" Quotes
Ben Wyatt was the best thing that came out of this crap town.Leslie
I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.April
Ron: There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
May I say for the record that is a dope pocket square?Tom
His nickname around the office is Softypants McHuggable.April
Wanna have a baby, Traeger? Your hair, my everything else. That baby would be unstoppable.Donna
Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.
Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you.
I'll represent myself as I do in all legal matters and livestock auctions.Ron
We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.April