Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Rainy Day" Quotes (Page 3)

Andy: April! Hey, it's me. Andy... Dwyer. Uh, this is like the 200th time I've left you a message without a response, so if you're trying to tell me something, I do not know what it is because you won't call me back.
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Leslie: Parks services are still here, and we have a job to do.
Tom: Make the world's biggest pizza.
Leslie: No, make this town fun for the people who live here.
Tom: Fine. But after that, the pizza is our top priority.
Leslie: No it's not.
Ron: We're getting pizza?
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Ron: Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.
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Donna: Look, we can dance all day, but it's time to step up. Are you buying four thousand rubber nipples from me or not?
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Leslie: Tom, we're back.
Tom: Jeremy, suck it. By the way I've been giving away free sports bras to the girls at Hot Dog on a Stick.
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Woman: These are way too tight.
Tom: Well, the real Cinderella didn't have hippo feet.
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Leslie: The bankrupt government of Pawnee has been shut down all summer so it's been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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