Parks and Recreation "Road Trip" Quotes
Leslie: Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom, the wiz palace as I like to call it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: And so as you can see Pawnee has 12 beautiful baseball diamonds. And our seats have extra cushions due to the massive size of our average citizen.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Their bathmats are amazing it's like stepping on a lamb.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: Yeah, I snuck an Al Green song in there. I want them to get together, sue me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ron: It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Ann, everything you have is too sexy. This is actually the dress Julia Roberts wore as prostitute in Pretty Woman.
Ann: I know I look really good in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
