Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 10: "Second Chunce" Quotes
You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.Jennifer
I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!Tom
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
I engaged in sexting, texting, and tex-mexting, which is when you take a picture of your genitals from the restroom of a Chili’s To Go.Dexhart
I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.Ron
Ben: Today is Leslie’s last day as a counselor, so everyone needs to be extra supportive.
Ron: Already done. When I walked past her this morning, I gave her a kind nod.
April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.