Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog" Quotes

Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I really made love to the pooch on this one.
Ron: Screwed the pooch?
Leslie: I don't like that term. It's too vulgar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I tried to Photoshop it to make it look like they were happy. It was really hard. Their mouths are so old.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clarence: You really shouldn't be leading us. If you're menstruating, you'll attract bears.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: We need to do something to distract from this... boring area. Now I didn't want to have to do this but we may have to go nude.
Ann: Goodbye, Tom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: In a million years, I never thought you'd be the problem with this photo shoot.
Ann: Didn't you just plan this like two hours ago?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Hey, if there's anyone out there that's doing a photo shoot about the dangers of eating undercooked chicken, I can give you Ann's phone number.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: Come on, Ann, what are we doing? Maxim or Good Housekeeping?
Ann: I'm not sure which one is the insult.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Clarence: I don't think that's a good idea. Women need a lot of blood to flow through to their baby centers, which leaves less to the brain, you see?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leslie: Well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it's gone and I hate everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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