Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "The Bubble" Quotes

Ben: I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ron: Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: [To Leslie] Your Mom, kind of made a pass at me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Donna: This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy. I'm down to one word a minute and the word is perflipiskop. Because I can't fly spaceships.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: When I first met you I thought you were a fascist hard ass.

Ben: What?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.

Leslie: Should we?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: There's a whole room on the fourth floor where they store the knives they've confiscated from people who went to the fourth floor to stab someone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: Somebody say my name.

Jerry: Chris.

Chris: Swivel! What is it, Jerry?

Jerry: You told me to say your name.

Chris: And you did a great job superstar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: This is my favorite part about having a new city manager. They always try to shake things up and their ideas are terrible and it brings city hall to a grinding halt. I just grab a few donuts, sit back, and enjoy the show.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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