Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "The Debate" Quotes

Jen: After a rough start, your girl's doing ok.
Ben: I think she's doing a little better than ok, or did you miss the applause she got on the raccoon safety question?
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Leslie: I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.
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Bobby: By the year 2013, we will have a fully functioning mall on Jupiter.
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Tom: And we all know the better looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks that want to have sex with it.
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Gwen: This question comes from Twitter, because apparently that's something which happens now.
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Fester Trim: I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.
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Leslie: Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.
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Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.
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Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
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Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.
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