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Jen: After a rough start, your girl's doing ok.
Ben: I think she's doing a little better than ok, or did you miss the applause she got on the raccoon safety question?

I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.

Leslie

By the year 2013, we will have a fully functioning mall on Jupiter.

Bobby

And we all know the better looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks that want to have sex with it.

Tom

This question comes from Twitter, because apparently that's something which happens now.

Gwen

I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.

Fester Trim

Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.

Leslie

Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.

Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?

Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.

If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.

Chris
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.

If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.

Chris
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