Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "The Set Up" Quotes (Page 2)

Leslie: I'm back on the horse, and this horse is a lawyer so I'm looking forward to riding him.
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Leslie: Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before
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Leslie: [My ideal man] has the brains of George Clooney and the body of Joe Biden.
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Leslie: You know I was only with Mark for one night and I was hung up on him for six years. I dated Dave for three months, so if I continue that pattern I won't be over him for 500 years.
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Andy: Talking about writing about what I'm doing. Now I'm singing about talking about writing about what I'm doing.
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Chris: Honestly, if you wanted to, you could go triplets right off the bat, Leslie.
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Leslie: I'm trying to think of this as an adventure, just getting right back on that horse, even if that horse is crazy and wants to peer inside my body.
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Tom: I got a night club opening to go to, which tie should I wear?
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Andy: You have to choose: me or Justin?
Ann: What? No. I'm dating Mark!
Andy [to camera]: This close.
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Ron [to Tom]: I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now.
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