Ben, stop! This is like listening to a Ted Talk by the color beige!

Tom

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• Added: March 06, 2014

If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.

Tom

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• Added: March 06, 2014

You are the world’s most adorable and I LOVE YOU! You are so freakin’ precious!

Craig

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• Added: March 06, 2014

Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!

Leslie

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• Added: March 06, 2014

He now has that look that only comes with the pride of labor. Or…he pooped. Either way, I’ve never been prouder.

Ron

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• Added: March 06, 2014

My son is several weeks old. He is very familiar with the sound of power tools.

Ron

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I’d like to introduce you to my son. John, middle name redacted, Swanson.

Ron

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• Added: March 06, 2014