Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: So what is your specialty? Is it locking up the bad guys or keeping them on the street?
Justin: Uh, neither. Civil litigation mostly.
I'm back on the horse, and this horse is a lawyer so I'm looking forward to riding him.
Leslie
Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before
Leslie
[My ideal man] has the brains of George Clooney and the body of Joe Biden.
Leslie
You know I was only with Mark for one night and I was hung up on him for six years. I dated Dave for three months, so if I continue that pattern I won't be over him for 500 years.
Leslie
Talking about writing about what I'm doing. Now I'm singing about talking about writing about what I'm doing.
Andy
Honestly, if you wanted to, you could go triplets right off the bat, Leslie.
Chris
I'm trying to think of this as an adventure, just getting right back on that horse, even if that horse is crazy and wants to peer inside my body.
Leslie
I got a night club opening to go to, which tie should I wear?
Tom
Andy: You have to choose: me or Justin?
Ann: What? No. I'm dating Mark!
Andy [to camera]: This close.
I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now.
Ron [to Tom]
Chris: Are you on your period?
Leslie: No. Does that matter?
Chris: Not for this.
